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Ehsanuls55
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Adding some humor to your

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WhatsApp status quotes, like a funny meme or video brings a big smile to people's faces.

Here are some funny WhatsApp status quotes that will keep your WhatsApp friends coming back for more laughs:

25. They say, 'Follow your dreams,' so I went back to bed.

26. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try skipping a couple of canada whatsapp number data car payments.

27. I wish I was as thin as my patience.

28. I'm on a coffee break - for the rest of my life.

29. I don't stumble. I do random gravity checks.

30. They say money talks, but mine only says goodbye.

31. I wish I had a GPS that would tell me to "turn around" every time I make a bad decision.

32. Don't worry if plan A fails. There are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

33. I wish there was an app to keep track of all the apps I've downloaded and forgotten about.

34. I used to just procrastinate. But I got so good at it that I turned professional.

35. I'm very good at things until people see me do those things.

36. I'm not lazy; I'm just in energy saving mode.

37. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

38. I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right.

39. An apple a day keeps anyone away if you put enough effort into it.

40. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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